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HAUTE GUYS:
The Hottest Excessories!
Cool Stuff for the boys...

A Hot Tub That’s Also a Tugboat ! Yesterday: there were no hot tub tugboats. Today: there are now hot tub tugboats. The end. Oh, come on... like you even need more of an intro than that. Fine. We’ll go on. Behold the immaculate conception of the HotTug, which is exactly what happens when a few guys in the Netherlands decide to combine the glory of a hot tub with the floatiness of a tugboat (yes, it’s also a boat), available online now. Seriously though. It’s a floating wood-fired hot tub. It’s got one of those big pipes coming out of it and everything. Smoke plumes. Stainless-steel oven. Outboard motor. The whole nine. And to get your hands on one, you’ll need to jump online and shoot an email to someone in Rotterdam. Someone who understands your need to fill this thing with water, throw some seasoned firewood into the oven and wage a shock-and-awe campaign on anyone you happen to be sharing a body of water with. So do that. Pick your captain’s hat up from the cleaners, round up a few cocktail-forward coxswains and find a lake. You’ll be able to navigate through the water just like you would in any other small boat. Except you’ll be in a hot tub. With smoke spewing out of it. And probably some champagne. You’re in a hot tub tugboat. You should celebrate.

An Elite Squad of Female Cigar Rollers

Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar. Except when that cigar happens to be rolled by an elite squad of charming experts... Introducing Cigar Dolls, a roving team of alluring tobacconists rolling stogies for hire. They’re basically the A-Team of female cigar-rolling. (Nothing against the B-Team.) You’ll book them the same way you book a bartender or an ’80s cover band...but instead of vodka sodas and stirring Eddie Money renditions...they’re handing out freshly rolled Montecristos. Oh...and using butane torch lighters to fire them up. So the next time you’re putting together a smoke-filled gathering of business leaders in a rogue poker lounge buried deep underneath the Bellagio (hypothetically)...you can call in the daughter of a master cigar roller to keep you in smoke. She’ll set up shop behind the bar with bunches of Dominican shade tobacco and fresh wrapper leaves. Also, she may or may not be wearing a little black dress of some kind... The nonsmoking section will be very small....www.CigarDolls.com

EyeHandy
How-To Videos. With Models!

 

Have you been meaning to learn how to string a guitar. Or repair that dry erase chalkboard?

Lucky you! There's a not-at-all-unattractive woman to teach you how. Feast your eyes (and...yes...your mind...) on EyeHandy, a site where highly educated models show you how to accomplish everyday tasks...making the Internet an even more magical place to learn! A multimedia edutainment experience that combines the power of a stirring Harvard lecture with the grace and subtlety of a Silverstone-era Aerosmith video.
Instructional videos hosted by women with names like Mandi...who look and dress just
like women named Mandi! ...You’ll also be treated to the most seductive instructional narration since Bob Vila’s prime...WOW!
You may want to watch twice to make sure you get it.
http://www.eyehandy.com/

*How-To Field Strip and Clean a Glock With Ashley

 

*How-To Tie a Bow Tie With Ashley